I was Right, You were Wrong Song

as sung by Mr. Bumpy and Squishington
[Mr. Bumpy sings:]

Well I know, I know the answers,
And you think you also do.
Why I say one plus one is eleven,
You think one plus one is two.
Well I've got some information,
And I just love that this is true -
I've got all the right answers,
And you haven't got a clue.

I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
I sing it once again.

You got all the wrong directions.
You don't know where you're going to.
You head west for California ?
Have you perchance got the map askew ?
Well, I got something to tell you -
There's a fact that you misconstrue,
I keep penguins in the bathtub,
You think they live in the zoo.

I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Naaaa


Hold everything, there's a news flash on the station,
Why a correction is coming through -
It's some brand new information,
It seems like one and one is two !
You head west for California.
And there's something else that's true -
I was wrong about the bathtub,
They keep penguins in the zoo.

So I got a small revision,
To the things that I've just said -
Well it seems the yarns I've been spinning,
Are kinda hanging by a thread.
I was wrong and you were right,
And now my face ain't nothing but red.
There's some words that you get to sing now,
And I hope they don't go to your head.

[Squishington sings:]

I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
I'm going to sing the I was right song.
I was right and you were wrong,
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Naaaa
- transcribed by Alan Hansell